Embarrassing Quote by Jerry Seinfeld

“There is no more embarrassing thing in my life than the fact that I have actually uttered the phrase, 'I would like to order the Ginsu Knife.'” quote by Jerry Seinfeld — Download Open image

“There is no more embarrassing thing in my life than the fact that I have actually uttered the phrase, 'I would like to order the Ginsu Knife.'”

Jerry Seinfeld

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