Alpine Quote by Jerry Seinfeld
“Some of the events in the Olympics don't make sense to me. I don't understand the connection to any reality... Like in the Winter Olympics they have that biathlon that combines cross-country skiing with shooting a gun. How many alpine snipers are into this? Ski, shoot a gun... ski, bang, bang, bang... It's like combining swimming and strangling a guy. Why don't we have that? That makes absolutely as much sense to me. Just put people in the pool at the end of each lane for the swimmers.”
About This Quote
Source TV Show: Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, Season 5, Episode 3 (2015)
The speaker finds certain Olympic events illogical, questioning why seemingly unrelated activities are combined in competition.
In simple terms: Olympic events can seem absurd.
Question the purpose of mixed‑skill sports.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- watching Olympics
- discussing sports with friends
- writing satire
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- What makes a sport meaningful?
- How does tradition shape our acceptance of odd competitions?
Some may argue tradition and skill diversity justify such events.