Quote by Jerry Seinfeld Download Open image “Festivus for the Restivus!” — Jerry Seinfeld ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“You know that in Latin, 'Festus' means 'happy'?You want us to ride off to save the world on Happy the dragon?” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
And let these altars, wreathed with flowers And piled with fruits, awake again Thanksgivings for the golden hours, The early and the latter rain! — John Greenleaf Whittier Copy Share Image
“You named him Festus? You know in Latin Festus means happy? You want us to ride off to save the world on Happy the… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
May this joyous festival bring your family a lot of blessings in any form...money, food or whatsoever. Your family deserves such rewards for being… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wish you a Happy Eid and may this festival bring abundant joy and happiness in your life! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Romans had, like other Pagan nations, a nature festival, called by them Saturnalia, and the Northern peoples had Yule; both celebrated the turn… — Samuel L. Jackson Copy Share Image
Happy Hanukkah! May the festival of lights illuminate every part of your life! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
O Christmas Sun! What holy task is thine! To fold a world in the embrace of God! — Guy Wetmore Carryl Copy Share Image
“ Celebrations Christmas is Italy’s biggest holiday. Stores decorate in gold, silver, red, and white. At home, many people celebrate Christmas Eve with a… — Jean F. Blashfield Copy Share Image
O Christmas Sun! What holy task is thine! To fold a world in the embrace of God! To spread, where'er thy golden feet have… — Guy Wetmore Carryl Copy Share Image
We’re all trying to get to the same island, whether you swim, fly, surf, or skydive in, it doesn’t matter. What matters is when… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I have a nice bookshelf in my office, but not my house. I'm crass, but not that crass. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
There's no downside to fame and people who whine about it make me sick. It's the greatest thing in the world. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
We're all trying to get to the same island — whether you swim, fly, surf, or skydive, it doesn't matter. What matters is when… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I was in the drug store the other day trying to get a cold medication...Not easy. There's an entire wall of products you need.… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I went up to the camp and Paul had me eat my first oyster I had never had an oyster in my life. And… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Then, finally, the third year, begging the parents, I got the Superman Halloween costume. Cardboard box, self-made top, mask included. Remember the rubber band… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
This is really a crazy idea, you know. It probably won't work, but that will be interesting, too. You have to motivate yourself with… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
If you get something right, you really feel it, right in your chest, on stage. I think it's an incomparable experience. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
People have an infinite attention span if you are entertaining them. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
It's hard to do nothing because you tend to do something and then you have to drop everything. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
