Brother Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's…

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved…

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.

— Jeff Foxworthy

I'm a redneck.

— Billy Butler

You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.

— Jeff Foxworthy