Fairs Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.

— Jeff Foxworthy

I'm a redneck. And we can wear whatever because we just really don't care about those things. And when you're a redneck named Bubba,…

— Bubba Watson

You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the…

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.

— Jeff Foxworthy