Quote by Jarod Kintz

Once, I was up north with friends and, after dinner, one lady who was at the table said, 'Would you sing for me?' and…

— Anne Murray

“I like my spaghetti like I like my women. All over my shirt.”

— Jarod Kintz

Women today leave the house in animal prints and six inch stilettos, what does that say? I'm going to church? They're saying I want…

— Andrew Dice Clay

“Hooking both thumbs into my waistband, I rocked my hips from side to side, and slid the dress pants down my thighs. As gravity…

— Annie Arcane

“Many women are singing together of this: one is in a shoe factory cursing the machine, one is at the aquarium tending a seal,…

— Anne Sexton

“It's the hottest thing I've ever seen watching you take me. Not sayin' you're a bump on a log, for fuck's sake. You trust…

— Nicole Jacquelyn

“She had a smile like tomato sauce on Tuesdays, and she made my penis feel like spaghetti in the strainer. But I wouldn’t restrain…

— Jarod Kintz

“I eat spaghetti with my fingers, because it reminds me of me running my fingers through her wet red hair. Ah, but that’s life,…

— Jarod Kintz

“This is a pickup line that’s sure to not work: I want to inquire if you’re in choir or not, because you’re singing to…

— Jarod Kintz

“Men, I swear . . . Present them with a female all demure in a dress with modestly covered head, and they are all, So pleased…

— L.A. Meyer

“can sing my wife a song, but she really knows I love her when I do the dishes.”

— Shane Claiborne

“Dinner is leftover spaghetti, with meat sauce, warmed up in the microwave. I eat spaghetti nine times a week, every week, and it is…

— Craig Lancaster