Parenting Quote by Jarod Kintz

“One brick is not a wall. Unless you’re an ant, and then it’s not only a wall, it’s a building—a building that has no…

— Jarod Kintz

“The pyramid is the pillar that holds power aloft. If it wavers,everything collapses.”

— Ismail Kadare

“A brick could be used as a sex toy. Well, I say sex toy, but the politician strapped to the bed would probably say…

— Jarod Kintz

“It's so weird man, it's like the vagina is an elevator door that opens up into this dimension, and sometimes that elevator puts you…

— Episode 179 Duncan Trussell (The Joe Rogan Experience

“A brick is a fraction of a building, and a brick is like a building—if you're like an ant.
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— Jarod Kintz

“I was worried about my own vagina. It needed a context of other vaginas-- a community, a culture of vaginas. There's so much darkness…

— Eve Ensler

“A brick is a barometer of love. Give it to the girl of your dreams, and see if she uses it to build a…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a medallion on the end of a necklace, much like human testicles aren’t used. It’s a shame, really,…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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— Jarod Kintz

“I’m not calling you a pussy, I’m just saying your vagina is bigger than mine.”

— Katie Graykowski

“A brick could be used as a cock block. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to test my new levitation machine. Still, I’d rather test the machine out by seeing if it can lift…

— Jarod Kintz