Elevator Quote by Episode 179 Duncan Trussell (The Joe Rogan Experience

“A door shaped like a vagina is more inviting. Sure, I’ll come in, but not slouched over. Allow me to straighten up before I…

— Jarod Kintz

“What do you think I imagine making love to a vagina would be like? Maybe like having sex with a ballroom!”

— John Irving

“I passed your floor on the way up, and now I’m passing it on the way down, and I don’t think I’ll be taking…

— Daniel Keyes

“I suck in my stomach and arch my back... There's really no attractive way for a woman to sit down.”

— Ashley Pullo

“I told my boss that I had a book inside of me, and that I needed to get it out even if I had…

— Jenny Lawson

“I'm not the elevator to open the door every time you push the button”

— Anonymous

“Normally this is where she would have told him to put his dick in the doorway, so she could slam the door shut on…

— Nikki Mathis Thompson

“It's been so long, i'm afraid to get laid now! I got so much internal pressure built up that i'd probably blow a hole…

— Warren Ellis

“ libidinous , adj . I never understood why anyone would have sex on the floor. Until I was with you and I realized:…

— David Levithan

“If I get on the elevator on the ground floor, the building has no basement, and someone says, Going up? I like to give…

— Jarod Kintz

“And any man who would build a room in his house for some chick who blew him off? Any man who would wait years…

— Emma Chase

“I practically strutted as dad walked me into what looked like the hospital’s rear entrance. That didn’t fool me. All entrances to a hospital…

— Richard Roberts