Comedy Quote by Jaime Reed

“Don’t even pretend you don’t see that prime cut of meat.  I’m quitting food and becoming a manivore,” Sam smacked her lips to emphasize…

— Genna Rulon

“I'm quitting food and becoming a manivore," Sam smacked her lips to emphasize her point.”

— Genna Rulon

“Robin used to hate to see me eat. I chewed too long for her taste. One day I figured it out. She had put…

— Bill Callahan

“DON'T EAT NONE OF THE PLUM PUDDING. ONE WHO WISHES YOU WELL.”

— Agatha Christie

“And then he only had eyes for the pie. Watch any man, he could be ninety years old and drooling spit, but at the…

— Elizabeth Hay

“I’m healthy. I eat fruit.” “In pie doesn’t count.”

— Kylie Scott

“Uncle wanted to eat his pie and then have us feel sorry for him because it was making him fat.”

— Kopano Matlwa

“Life is a feast, but it’s only the food you ingest that may nourish you.”

— Anonymous

“Silas consumed only one food, and it was not bananas.”

— Neil Gaiman

“What’s wrong with the pie?” “It’s good. I’m just not hungry.” I hadn’t been hungry since leaving the shop the previous evening. Along with…

— Penny Reid

“he had a lifetime of experience in not being eaten. He had gotten pretty good at it.”

— Scott Straughan

“Eating is not a pleasant business. I chew off a man's arm, and I hate it. Of course if I don't eat all of…

— Isaac Marion