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“I don't think God put me on this planet to judge others. I think he put me on this planet to gather specimens and take them back to my home planet.” quote by Jack Handey — Download Open image

“I don't think God put me on this planet to judge others. I think he put me on this planet to gather specimens and take them back to my home planet.”

Jack Handey

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