Funny facebook status Quote by J Create

Facebook, Twitter...Welcome to The 21st Century...Where Someone can stalk you without leaving the couch!..

— Anonymous

Facebook? I have no clue about it. MySpace, none of that. I'm the worst.

— Maggie Q

Social networking sites like Myspace, Friendster, and Facebook have literally exploded in popularity in just a few short years.

— Mike Fitzpatrick

The tenth social network, and limited only to college students with no money, also terrible. Myspace had won.

— Sam Altman

Social media, where I'm head and shoulders above everybody else. I've read now 22 million people on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram. More than 22…

— Donald Trump

Social networking is like a club. Twitter is the dance floor, tumblr is the bar and facebook is the people crying in the toilets.

— Anonymous

We spend a lot of time looking at the things we like: Amazon, Google, Facebook.

— Aneel Bhusri

Facebook account for sale..friends included!.. !

— Anonymous

Social media - It's not real life. I only caught the tail end of it in high school. It can be good, and it…

— Natalia Dyer

Facebook - Where people go from SINGLE to IN A RELATIONSHIP to MARRIED to IT'S COMPLICATED then SINGLE in one day.

— Hussein Nishah

Social media, it's the best thing since TV.

— DeAndre Hopkins

Between the three, Facebook is literally everyone I've ever shaken hands with at a conference or kissed on the cheek at Easter. Twitter seems…

— Dennis Crowley