Humorous Quote by Herb Caen Download Open image “San Francisco isn't what it used to be, and it never was.” — Herb Caen ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humorous Inspirational San francisco Used Used to be
But oh, San Francisco! It is and has everything - you wouldn't think that such a place as San Francisco could exist. — Dylan Thomas Copy Share Image
That's one of the things I like about San Francisco. It's not like anywhere else in the world. — Tracy Chapman Copy Share Image
San Francisco is an interesting place. It's always been such a nice culturally diverse environment, which it still is, but there's a lot of… — Les Claypool Copy Share Image
I don't want San Francisco to be just a place where people just move for opportunities. — London Breed Copy Share Image
San Francisco has always been a haven for misfits and weirdos. I'm both of those, which is why I came here. — Michael Franti Copy Share Image
The good thing about being in San Francisco is it's a city that seems to have the flexibility and undefined boundaries. — Janet Varney Copy Share Image
San Francisco has always been a really special city to us. Every time we go, it holds that magic for us. — Russell Mael Copy Share Image
The old San Francisco is under attack to the point where it's disappearing — Nancy Peters Copy Share Image
I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. — Herb Caen Copy Share Image
A city is not gauged by its length and width, but by the broadness of its vision and the height of its dreams. — Herb Caen Copy Share Image
Just two days in Manhattan and you find yourself looking for a place to wash your handkerchief after you wipe your forehead and it… — Herb Caen Copy Share Image
Baffling late-life discovery: Golfers wear those awful clothes on purpose. — Herb Caen Copy Share Image
The waterfront without the Ferry Tower would be like a birthday cake without a candle. — Herb Caen Copy Share Image
Best trumpet: Mike Vax, an alumnus of the Kenton Band, who plays every style with a bright cutting edge, throwing in bop riffs here… — Herb Caen Copy Share Image
The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around. — Herb Caen Copy Share Image
Old San Francisco - the one so many nostalgics yearn for - had buildings that related well to each other. — Herb Caen Copy Share Image
“One of the classier features of this home was the padded toilet seat. It was high-mileage puffy brown vinyl-colored foam and made that weird sigh when you sat down on it. I'm not a germaphobe or anything like that, but it is weird to think about all the ass time this seat had seen before we moved in. This is… — Adam Carolla Copy Share
“Holy hell, Trev! What kind of move was that?” Trevor leaned over her with a big smile on his face. “You really thought I… — Cecilia Aubrey & Chris Almeida Copy Share Image
There's little in taking or giving, There's little in water or wine: This living, this living, this living, Was never a project of mine. Oh, hard is the struggle, and sparse is The gain of the one at the top, For art is a form of catharsis, And love is a permanent flop, And work is the province of cattle,… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share
“Some women walk towards a better future. Others have chauffeurs.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing a sheep or a loaf of bread. However, if a sheep stole a loaf of bread and gave it to you, you would only be tried for receiving, a crime punishable by forty lashes with the cat or the dog, whichever was handy. If you stole a dog… — Mike Harding Copy Share
Many public-school children seem to know only two dates—1492 and 4th of July; and as a rule they don't know what happened on either… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The Democrats said, "We don't know what's wrong with America, but we can fix it." The Republicans said, "There's nothing wrong with America, and… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“Shut up, you fool...Really. I’m running out of things to throw at you.” — K.M. Parr Copy Share Image
“There's something not quite Christian about it," Tony said. He sat back in his chair and looked up to where his Bible sat on… — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
“Can you imagine life without the horror genre? There would be no monsters. Only a**holes.” — Michael A. Arnzen Copy Share Image
