Failure Quote by Henny Youngman Download Open image “Most marriage failures are caused by failures marrying.” — Henny Youngman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Failure Marriage Marrying
It is not marriage that fails; it is people that fail. All that marriage does is to show them up. — Harry Emerson Fosdick Copy Share Image
It is not marriage that fails; it is people that fail. All that marriage does is to show people up. — Harry Emerson Fosdick Copy Share Image
No marriage is one person's failure any more than it's one person's success, so it works best to see a marriage that has ended… — Merle Shain Copy Share Image
The clearest explanation for the failure of any marriage is that the two people are incompatible; that is, that one is male and the… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
I don't consider my marriages as failures! It's idiotic to assume that because a marriage ends, it's failed. — Margaret Mead Copy Share Image
Marriage relationship fails not because they are destined to fail, they failed because one of the two, or both, made a choice to give… — Kemmy Nola Copy Share Image
Marriage is one of the most difficult things in the world and unfortunately sometimes they fail. — Demi Moore Copy Share Image
What surprises me in life are not the marriages that fail, but the marriages that succeed. — Rita Hayworth Copy Share Image
It takes two to make a marriage a success and only one to make it a failure. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Among the reasons marriages fail, sex ranks no higher than fourth, behind money, having only one bathroom, and an inability to communicate, reasons one,… — Bette Davis Copy Share Image
Even in the most ideal marriage problems and challenges will arise. There is a constant barrage of distractions and circumstances in our society working… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick". — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
When you do things they're absolutely right at that time for you and it can always teach you something about yourself. You can take… — Kym Marsh Copy Share Image
Failures happen. You can't cry over them. You just take it in your stride because you know that you have done your best... Sometimes,… — Divya Dutta Copy Share Image
“Rhiannon's Law #28: If you're going to fuck up, be sure to fuck up good and proper. Nothing makes failure acceptable, so you might… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Failure is a part of life and you have to learn to deal with it. Failure is something that is part of life's cycle… — Colin Powell Copy Share Image
If my child had prejudice in his head, I'd be ashamed. I would see it as my failure as a parent. — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image
First action was a mistake. What about the second? third? fourth and fifth?...Mehn you are bad... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don’t you just hate nights like that, when you think over every mistake you’ve made, every hurt you’ve received, every bit of meanness you’ve… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
“Our failure to understand another being's inner reality doesn't make that reality any less real, or any less valuable to that being. (p.255)” — Kathryn Schulz Copy Share Image
I hope that the Palestinians don't make the mistake of unleashing a new intifada. They've tried it twice before, and the consequences were bad… — Tom Segev Copy Share Image
Don't take too much comfort in the fact that you're successful today because tomorrow could bring failure. There's no surety in life. — Michael Savage Copy Share Image
