Chauffeurs Quote by Henny Youngman Download Open image “I have terrible luck. Last week my chauffeur ran off without my wife.” — Henny Youngman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Chauffeurs Lasts Luck Marriage My wife Ran Terrible Week Wife
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. — Patrick Murray Copy Share Image
I've had bad luck in my two previous marriages. The first wife left me, and the second did not. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. The third gave me more children! — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
There is no luck; you've got to make your luck. You've got to always be prepared-without trying to. — Joe Zawinul Copy Share Image
I've had so much good luck happen to me that I can't handle bad luck. — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
When you leave it to chance, then all of a sudden you don't have any more luck. — Pat Riley Copy Share Image
Look, I haven't had hardly any bad luck. I never look at it that way. — Rick Majerus Copy Share Image
A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick". — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
“Some women walk towards a better future. Others have chauffeurs.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
“Up to four chauffeurs, two secretaries, two personal maids, and a masseur traveled with her to each home” — Estella M. Chung Copy Share Image
“Some people stride toward a better future. Others have chauffeurs.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
Our kids haven't any airs about them. I don't like posh kids who don't like dirty dolls or expect a chauffeur every time they… — Linda McCartney Copy Share Image
The current leadership of the Labor party react to the idea that working-class students might study the subjects they studied with the same horror… — Michael Gove Copy Share Image
The leaping Jaguar on the bonnet, to me, makes it look more like a hunter than something that is getting away. It's a hunter.… — Ben Kingsley Copy Share Image
I was not going to use writing for advertising or journalism. I would tend bar, load trucks, chauffeur - do whatever it took. But… — Dennis Lehane Copy Share Image
Because it's unacceptable that the aid worker's chauffeur only speaks his own tribal language, an applicant is needed who also speaks English fluently -… — James Shikwati Copy Share Image
Being a lifetime wife and mother has afforded me the luxury of having multiple careers: I've been a teacher. A chauffeur. A chef. An… — Terry McMillan Copy Share Image
To lead the good life in New York, the two most important things for a woman are a chauffeur and a fur-lined raincoat. If… — Iris Apfel Copy Share Image
What man could afford to pay for all the things a wife does, when she's a cook, a mistress, a chauffeur, a nurse, a… — Betty Ford Copy Share Image
Helpless, unknown, and unremembered, most human beings, however sensitive, idealistic, intelligent, go through life as passengers rather than chauffeurs. Although we may pretend that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
