Doe Quote by Henny Youngman Download Open image “All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under.” — Henny Youngman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Doe Funny Humor Marriage My wife Shops Sick Stores Three Week Wife
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