Blow Quote by Henny Youngman Download Open image “A Polish terrorist was sent to blow up a car. He burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe!” — Henny Youngman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Blow Blow Car Burned Car Car Burned Funny Humor Mouths Pipe Polish Polish Terrorist Terrorist Terrorist Sent Toga
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A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
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![“[Trip] “You’re a pain in the ass. A wordy pain in the ass.” “Here are two more words for you. Interfering jerk.” “Stubborn idiot.” “Government patsy.” “Bookworm,” Trip shot back, and then he had her up against her car, his mouth on hers, his hands on her body, taking as much of her as he could…” quote by Penny McCall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/b40/penny-mccall-83061_quote_trip-you-re-a-pain-in-the-ass-a-wordy-pa_2268102.jpg)
