Clothes Quote by Henny Youngman
“A guy says, I'm so old that I forgot how old I am. An old woman says, I'll tell you how old you are. Take off your clothes and bend over. The man does this. The woman says, You're seventy four. The man says, How can you tell? The woman says, You told me yesterday.”
About This Quote
Source Comedy routine: Stand‑up performance, 1950s
A joke about absurdly precise age guessing using a comedic scenario of a man and a woman.
In simple terms: A funny take on guessing age with a twist.
Don’t take jokes too seriously.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- stand‑up
- party jokes
- improvised humor
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- What does this joke reveal about expectations of honesty?
- How does absurdity affect our perception of truth?
The punchline relies on a literal interpretation that may not translate across cultures.