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Clothes Quote by Henny Youngman

“A guy says, I'm so old that I forgot how old I am. An old woman says, I'll tell you how old you are. Take off your clothes and bend over. The man does this. The woman says, You're seventy four. The man says, How can you tell? The woman says, You told me yesterday.” quote by Henny Youngman
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“A guy says, I'm so old that I forgot how old I am. An old woman says, I'll tell you how old you are. Take off your clothes and bend over. The man does this. The woman says, You're seventy four. The man says, How can you tell? The woman says, You told me yesterday.”

Henny Youngman

About This Quote

Source Comedy routine: Stand‑up performance, 1950s

A joke about absurdly precise age guessing using a comedic scenario of a man and a woman.

In simple terms: A funny take on guessing age with a twist.

Key Takeaway

Don’t take jokes too seriously.

Themes

humor age misdirection

Mood

playful lighthearted

Type

anecdotal humorous

When to use this quote

  • stand‑up
  • party jokes
  • improvised humor

Key Concepts

comedy social interaction

Questions to Reflect On

  • What does this joke reveal about expectations of honesty?
  • How does absurdity affect our perception of truth?
A Different Perspective

The punchline relies on a literal interpretation that may not translate across cultures.

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