Humorous Quote by Gillian Flynn Download Open image ““One should never marry a man who doesn't own a decent set of scissors.”” — Gillian Flynn ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humorous Scissors
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