Funny facebook status Quote by Faizu

When you're setting up your dating profile, choose the photos according to who you are today. A variety of recent shots that are a…

— Whitney Wolfe Herd

She updated pic with me,she updated her status of my name and she ask me y you dint.I smile and said I updated you…

— Purvish

Mom: Hey , why are you all dressed up? Where are you going? Daughter: To the bathroom , I need a new Facebook profile picture.

— Anonymous

She puts on her make up the same way she did yesterday hoping everything's the same but everything has changed.

— Melchor Lim

We clutch that picture to our hearts because we expect each other to always be the people in that picture. But people change. People…

— Anonymous

Profile Pictures: What people want them to think they look like. Tagged Pictures: What they actually look like.

— Anonymous

In fb I saw sm ppl who r changing their same profile picture freequently 2 get max likes..

— Althaf Raja

A person could change there Profile on face book and put up a different photo, but they still the same person ! you know…

— Glen Rambharack

Pictures get manipulated, pictures get dropped into accounts. We've asked an internet security firm and a law firm to take a hard look at…

— Anthony Weiner

Can anybody remember what the facebook looked like when they first got it? Of course not, they change it more than Nicki Minaj changes…

— Emily Lord

Q: How ugly was my ex-girlfriend/boyfriend? A: So ugly that Facebook banned her/his profile pic and sent her back to Myspace!

— Pinho

I Love Photos. someone Asked Why?? I Replied because Photos Never Changes Even When People In It Changes.

— Anurag Prakash Ray