Short facebook quotes Quote by Pinho

Ur so ugly u got more Facebook pictures then u got frens

— Anonymous

Q: Why is Facebook like Jail? A: You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked…

— Pinho

Your Facebook picture looked better...

— Author Name

Thanks to Photoshop I can show all my boys the hot ugly chicks I've banged on Facebook.

— Nikhil Saluja

If you are ugly, you are ugly. Posting your naked picture on facebook won't turn you to be beautiful

— Simphiwe Scientist Dumi

Facebook : someone added a photo of you. Me: F*ck !

— Anonymous

Everybody was facebook fighting.. STATUS UPDATES were fast as lighting.. Profile pic were a little bit frightning.. cause they're dealing with bathroom lighting…

— Anonymous

Bitch posted a picture on facebook and said, 'I don't like this one.' why the f*ck you post it then?

— Anonymous

Friend Request From Random: I dont know you but okay… A couple minutes later receives comment on picture… So beautiful... WHat the fuck leave…

— Anonymous

Oh yhu dont like me... good cuz I'm not a facebook pic anyway!!

— Niyah Calero

Mom: Hey , why are you all dressed up? Where are you going? Daughter: To the bathroom , I need a new Facebook profile picture.

— Anonymous

Um excuse me, girl with 5000 Facebook pictures...we knew what the fuck you looked like in the first 3.

— Anonymous