Shopping Quote by Erma Bombeck Download Open image “Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old.” — Erma Bombeck ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Shopping Stealing
Everyone steals in commerce and industry. I've stolen a lot, myself. But I know how to steal! They don't know how to steal! — Thomas A. Edison Copy Share Image
Stealing is stealing. I don't care if it's on the Internet or you're breaking into a warehouse somewhere - it's theft. — Patrick Leahy Copy Share Image
Suppose Cartier-Bresson asked the man who jumped the puddle to do it again --- it never would have been the same. Start stealing! — Imogen Cunningham Copy Share
I've never stolen anything. Well, that's not entirely true. I once accidentally took a gift card from a store in a mall. I was carrying it around to show my mom because I thought it was funny, and I forgot to show it to her and left the store carrying it. I had a complete nervous breakdown, like, 20 minutes… — Zoe Kazan Copy Share
I'm such a goody two-shoes, I've never stolen a single thing. I would not be able to handle it. I would not be able… — Laura Benanti Copy Share Image
All my cousins steal things. They're just a bunch of thieves. My whole family is like that. You put something down for a second,… — Gaby Hoffmann Copy Share Image
Most people, in my opinion, steal much of what they are. If they didn't what poor items they would be. — Julian Barnes Copy Share Image
I think it tells a lot about a person whether they put the shopping cart back to where it belongs, or they just leave… — Justin Herbert Copy Share Image
To my way of thinking, the American family started to decline when parents began to communicate with their children. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
The woman who says, 'My kids are all speaking to one another and they love us' is a psychopathic liar. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
To say, "Well, I write when I really get into it" is a bunch of bull. Put the paper in the typewriter, stare at… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, 'No thank you' to desert that night. And for what?! — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
The mole rat is the only rodent born without a fur coat. With a good lawyer, someone would pay for that little oversight. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing "real" men do that doesn't seem to threaten their masculinity.… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Weekend planning is a prime time to apply the Deathbed Priority Test: On your deathbed, will you wish you'd spent more prime weekend hours… — Hal Borland Copy Share Image
When Apple introduced its game-changing iPhone in 2007, Nokia was caught sleeping on the job. Although it had actually developed an iPhone-style device -… — Noreena Hertz Copy Share Image
For me, it's about being at home and living a life. Taking the dog for a walk, doing the shopping, emptying the dishwasher, going… — Cillian Murphy Copy Share Image
My illness is one often characterized by dramatic overspending - in my case through frenzied shopping sprees, credit card abuse, excessive hoarding of unnecessary… — Andy Behrman Copy Share Image
I think vintage shopping is really cool because it's fun to like look for something and then you find it's one of a kind. — Kenya Kinski-Jones Copy Share Image
The people on the QVC shopping channel convince me that life is worth living. They see the good in everything. People who go to counselling should actually go to a room with a QVC seller for half an hour and let them find the qualities within them. For example, they'd look at me and say, 'To anybody else this looks… — Johnny Vegas Copy Share
I don't have a stylist, and I do most of my shopping online, just because it's easier. I don't have any nails to manicure,… — Zara Phillips Copy Share Image
I was shopping at my local mall in Dallas that I've gone to for like three years now. And everyone was like "Oh my… — Cheyenne Kimball Copy Share Image
Online vintage shopping is the best way to find something really unique with minimal effort. — Dawn O'Porter Copy Share Image
We went to Japan and stayed an extra day just to go shopping. New York is one of those places where we never get… — John Gourley Copy Share Image
I love doing normal things - movies, shopping, going out with friends, writing, reading, taking hot bubble baths - that's a big one for… — Christina Aguilera Copy Share Image
