Quote by Erma Bombeck

There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.

— Erma Bombeck

Paradise Is exactly like Where you are right now Only much much Better.

— Laurie Anderson

Paradise is where I am

— Voltaire

I have read descriptions of Paradise that would make any sensible person stop wanting to go there.

— Anonymous

“Paradise” is a suffering word, grossly overused and ineptly devalued in everyday hype and blurb. Yet, tired as it is, it will have to…

— Andrew Rayner

Create a paradise anywhere you go.

— Bjork

The longing for paradise is paradise itself.

— Khalil Gibran

If you actually look like your passport photo, you aren't well enough to travel.

— Vivian Fuchs

Well, it's not far down to paradise, at least it's not for me And if the wind is right you can sail away and…

— Christopher Cross

Paradise' is a crazy world. I will say that much.

— Tayshia Adams

The problem with paradise is that it's temporary: You don't belong here and the neighbors are nobody you care to know, so it's only…

— Garrison Keillor

Paradise is only for those who have already been there.

— Cynthia Ozick