Aluminium Quote by Erma Bombeck

My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me…

— Bob Monkhouse

My mother always said that I was born out of a bottle of vinegar instead of born from a womb and that she and…

— Maggie Stiefvater

My mother always told me, 'I didn't make a perfume or go sell toilet paper. I did something good with my name.'

— Sean Hepburn Ferrer

One hundred percent my mother, who would always say, "If you want something done, do it yourself." She must have said that 100 times…

— Reese Witherspoon

“At the same time that middle- and upper-middle-class mothers were urged to pipe Mozart into their wombs when they're pregnant so their kids would…

— Susan J. Douglas

The first time my mom found condoms in my room, she literally started crying hysterically.

— Jason Segel

I always brought up my children not to believe in Mothers Day gifts, and now I regret it.

— Lauren Bacall

When you were born, did they let your Mother out of her cell?

— Anonymous

'I am a bad mother.' Every Christmas, this is what I think because the holiday season fills me with such anxiety. I'm sure that…

— Tess Gerritsen

When I was born, some of our relatives came to our house and told my mother, 'Don't worry, next time you will have a…

— Malala Yousafzai

I think all mothers are alike, regardless of cultural background, when it comes to illogical cleaning.

— Neal Shusterman

My mother has fabulous skin which she gracefully passed on to me.

— Neha Dhupia