Condom Quote by Jason Segel

I saw a woman crying as she was buying tampons earlier. Must be going through a tough period in her life.

— Nikhil Saluja

I guess I had it made. My mother gave me advice - she taught me that women like to be looked in the eye…

— Anonymous

The first thought that goes through my mind, right after I close the bedroom door, and right before I put on a condom is,

— Anonymous

When my mum first told me she got sick, I didn't cry. I probably cried over my mum's illness twice.

— Jack Osbourne

“When my now ex wife said she wanted a separation, I was horrified. So I said, “You want me to wear a condom?!”

— Jarod Kintz

And all my mother came into mine eyes And gave me up to tears.

— William Shakespeare

“Condoms seemed to her inherently wicked. But they were also inherently funny. They were like rubber gloves with only one finger, and every time…

— Margaret Atwood

I remember one time I was with my mum, she just didn't know who I was. I went to my friends house, and I…

— Judi Love

I just remember a creepy sex-ed teacher putting a banana on a condom and then saying, "It goes in the girl if she gets…

— Jen Kirkman

My mom would frequently tell me to save your tears for when your mother dies.

— Michelle Zauner

“Stop hiding condoms in my stuff. It's like some twisted Easter egg hunt in there.”

— Alyxandra Harvey

“What about your mom?” “She offered to take me to Planned Parenthood to get the Pill and told me to make Adam get tested…

— Gayle Forman