Chores Quote by Erma Bombeck Download Open image “My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.” — Erma Bombeck ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Chores Clean house Cleaning Glances House cleaning Household Household chores Housekeeping Housework Ideas Rooms Spring cleaning Sweeping
My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it — Dottie Archibald Copy Share Image
The cruel irony of housework: people only notice when you don't do it. — Danielle Raine Copy Share Image
I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I'm a housewife: I spend far more time on housework than anything else. — Annie Dillard Copy Share Image
Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it I swear I will never do it again. Until the next time company comes. — Marilyn Sokol Copy Share Image
To be creative, first I need to be really organized. If my apartment's messy I need to clean it. It's like before you start… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Housework is like cleaning fish. No matter how often you do it, it still stinks. — Thelma Harper Copy Share Image
To my way of thinking, the American family started to decline when parents began to communicate with their children. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
The woman who says, 'My kids are all speaking to one another and they love us' is a psychopathic liar. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
To say, "Well, I write when I really get into it" is a bunch of bull. Put the paper in the typewriter, stare at… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, 'No thank you' to desert that night. And for what?! — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
The mole rat is the only rodent born without a fur coat. With a good lawyer, someone would pay for that little oversight. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing "real" men do that doesn't seem to threaten their masculinity.… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I don't enjoy killing, but when done righteously, it's just a chore, like any other. — Joshua Copy Share Image
I actually recommend as little actual counting as possible in a life partnership. But, when there's a sense of injustice brewing between you, some… — Carolyn Hax Copy Share Image
Naive optimism and pervasive pessimism are both to be avoided, therefore. It's not an easy balance to maintain, to be asked to work away… — Neal A. Maxwell Copy Share Image
If you can, start your own business while you're working another job so that your bills get paid. Choose something that you love, so… — Rachel Roy Copy Share Image
I'm a big advocate of a work-for-pay setup rather than an allowance that isn't attached to chores - it's a great way to impart… — Suze Orman Copy Share Image
If I'm home with no chore at hand, and a package of books has come, the television set and the chess board and the… — Rex Stout Copy Share Image
I have fun writing. I don't make it a chore. I don't have to struggle with it. — Elmore Leonard Copy Share Image
I was very academically inclined. But my inner life was in such turmoil. I'd go home and my home life was so miserable that… — Sonja Sohn Copy Share Image
I long for the bulbs to arrive, for the early autumn chores are melancholy, but the planting of bulbs is the work of hope… — May Sarton Copy Share Image
Thinking critically is a chore. It does not come naturally or easily. And if the fruits of such efforts are not carefully displayed to… — Perry DeAngelis Copy Share Image
Reading is awesome and flexible and fits around chores and earning money and building the future and whatever else I’m doing that day. My… — Jo Walton Copy Share Image
Helping others isn't a chore; it is one of the greatest gifts there is. — Liya Kebede Copy Share Image
