Guests Quote by Erma Bombeck

So I think there is one rule every host and hostess ought to keep with the comb and nail file and bicarbonate and aromatic…

— Ogden Nash

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days.

— Plautus

I cant stand those food cult people who bring their own food into the house. All those little thermoses and paper bags-it makes the…

— Paul Lynde

No one can be so welcome a guest that he will not become an annoyance when he has stayed three continuous days in a…

— Plautus

Guests are people who come to your home to see you whine at the table, bark loudly, jump on women wearing pantyhose, and do…

— Peg Kehret

Guests can be, and often are, delightful, but they should never be allowed to get the upper hand.

— Elizabeth von Arnim

Housekeeping is not beautiful; it cheers and raises neither the husband, the wife, nor the child; neither the host nor the guest;it oppresses women.…

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

It's good to leave your room super-messy when you're away. Whoever tries to break into your room will thought it has already been ransacked.

— Douglas Adams

I try to ensure my daughters are not spoilt. They are very aware of how lucky they are and appreciate it. We have had…

— David Harewood

Don't be bothered by troubles because they are generally guests we ourselves invite - they will stay for some time and then leave

— Amit Abraham

A guest of one's time and not a member of the household.

— George F. Kennan

...its not just the person who fills a house, its their Ill be back later!s, their toothbrushes and unused hats and coats, their belongingnesses.

— Shalini