Guests Quote by Elizabeth Gilbert

If you have rules the guests need to follow concerning your staff or pets in your house, be sure to kindly let them know…

— Tinsley Mortimer

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days.

— Plautus

Family rules? We only have one rule in our house, and that's 'Don't Be Annoying'

— Daisy Waugh

I have pretty set rules that I go home for dinner every night unless I am traveling.

— Diane Greene

Guests can be, and often are, delightful, but they should never be allowed to get the upper hand.

— Elizabeth von Arnim

The truly essential bargain between host and guest requires the guest only to respond promptly, show up on time, socialize with other guests, thank…

— Judith Martin

My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. Besides, your…

— Paul Lynde

When we did that kind of stuff our only rule was... Well, we didn't have any rules, really, but my rule, because I was…

— Lee Hazlewood

Rules matter, and to be rules they need to be universal in form: always do this, never do that. But it is foolish to…

— Julian Baggini

Visitors should conform as much as possible to the habits and customs of the house. They should be moderate in their demands for personal…

— Elisabeth Marbury

Guests are people who come to your home to see you whine at the table, bark loudly, jump on women wearing pantyhose, and do…

— Peg Kehret

You probably should get back out there. You’re ignoring your other guests.” “Screw them.” “I’m sure that many of them, you already have.

— Julie James