Downers Quote by Emo Philips Download Open image “When I was ten, my family moved to Downer's Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them.” — Emo Philips ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Downers Dysfunctional family Family Found Funny Grove Humor Illinois Moved My family Ten Twelve
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I give money to Unicef because I like the 'bang for your buck' aspect. Here's $10, go and save 1,000 kids from blindness! — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Libertarians believe consenting adults have the right to do whatever they choose, except band together. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
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He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face."… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
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I got a letter from the IRS. Apparently I owe them $800. So I sent them a letter back. I said, If you'll remember,… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
If you're worth over $50m you should have to dress like that guy on the Monopoly box. The super-rich shouldn't get all the benefits… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Race is still somewhat of a taboo in comedy. But if you're a minority, then you can make fun of your own minority. And… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
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I'm from Downer's Grove, Illinois. We had a blackout there the other day, but fortunately the police made him get back into his car… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
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