Every night Quote by Emo Philips
“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”
About This Quote
Source Stand-up Comedy: "The Very Best of Emo Philips", 1995
A child’s naive prayer turns into a confession of theft, highlighting misguided expectations of divine intervention.
In simple terms: Kid prayed for bike, stole one, asked forgiveness.
Key Takeaway
Recognize realistic expectations of help.
Themes
faith
morality
humor
Mood
reflective
ironic
Type
humorous
confessional
When to use this quote
- childhood wishes
- confession
- ethical dilemmas
Key Concepts
religion
personal responsibility
irony
Questions to Reflect On
- Do you expect miracles for personal goals?
- How do you reconcile faith with personal actions?
A Different Perspective
Divine intervention cannot replace personal accountability.
