Bad life Quote by Emo Philips Download Open image “I'm filthy stinking rich - well, two out of three ain't bad.” — Emo Philips ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bad life Filthy Life Money Rich Three Two Wells
I'm not filthy rich! I'm not as rich as people think. It's funny, isn't it? — Imelda May Copy Share Image
But now I was a rich man, three things have left me bare; dice, wine, and women, these three have made me poor — Proverb Copy Share Image
Is it two? Three? Leave a good tip, Imma blow all my money and don't give two shits. — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
I'm a millionaire, I'm a multi-millionaire. I'm filthy rich. You know why I'm a multi-millionaire? 'Cause multi-millions like what I do. — Michael Moore Copy Share Image
Let me tell you about the very rich. They are different from you and me. — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
I only need three men in my life...Me, Myself, and I. A fourth man is welcome to compliment those three, and he better be… — Daniel Collins Copy Share Image
Once I was in a restaurant and I dropped my fork on the floor, and they gave me a new fork. So I pushed… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I give money to Unicef because I like the 'bang for your buck' aspect. Here's $10, go and save 1,000 kids from blindness! — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Libertarians believe consenting adults have the right to do whatever they choose, except band together. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I love England. In fact, they're getting to know me so well at Heathrow Immigration that this time I was able to completely bypass… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face."… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I don't know if I was put on this Earth for a purpose or not. But I'm fairly confident that I'll be taken off… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I got a letter from the IRS. Apparently I owe them $800. So I sent them a letter back. I said, If you'll remember,… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
If you're worth over $50m you should have to dress like that guy on the Monopoly box. The super-rich shouldn't get all the benefits… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Race is still somewhat of a taboo in comedy. But if you're a minority, then you can make fun of your own minority. And… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Time hath not yet so dried this blood of mine, Nor age so eat up my invention, Nor fortune made such havoc of my… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“Dr. Armonson stitched up her wrist wounds. Within five minutes of the transfusion he declared her out of danger. Chucking her under the chin,… — Jeffrey Eugenides Copy Share Image
You can't litter negativity everywhere and then wonder why you've got a trashy life... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The worst feeling in the world hands down is hopelessness, although it is not the only bad feeling. Other bad feelings include death of… — Matt Frisch Copy Share Image
We are not given a good life or a bad life. We are given a life. It's up to us to make it good… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We have too accept the fact if we change for better and leave a bad lifestyle that we was born in or we create… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We're not going to waste our valuable space or your precious energy by giving equal time to stories of tragedy, failure, and tumult. They… — Rob Brezsny Copy Share Image
If you've lived a bad life, they send you to Hell. But if you've been truly wicked, they give you a tour of Heaven… — Spider Robinson Copy Share Image
I am, of course, a frustrated rock star - I'd much rather be a rock star than a writer. Or own a record shop.… — Ian Rankin Copy Share Image
