Comedian Quote by Elsa Lanchester Download Open image “Comedians on the stage are invariably suicidal when they get home.” — Elsa Lanchester ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedian Comedy Home Stage Suicidal
Most comedians I know are quite serious, anxious people who find life rather difficult. As a consequence, they make people laugh. — Robyn Hitchcock Copy Share Image
Comedians tend to find a comfort zone and stay there and do lamer versions of themselves for the rest of their career. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Even the best comedians aren't always sure what is going to be funny, what is going to work. So that means they're constantly and… — Phoebe Robinson Copy Share Image
Really good comedians, you know, when they go on stage, they don't really care what the audience - they're fearless, you know? They're so… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
I'm not a comedian, but I love the comedians who know when to get off the stage. — Topher Grace Copy Share Image
There is a cliche that probably has some anecdotal evidence on the side that comedians are very depressed people, but that's because no one… — Robert Klein Copy Share Image
Comedians are on the road so much that when they're just getting to act and sit in one place, they're really grateful and just… — Courtney A. Kemp Copy Share Image
I think a lot of people think that we [comedians] are nerveless people in the theatre, that we don't feel that kind of terror… — Barry Humphries Copy Share Image
Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times. — Mort Sahl Copy Share Image
She looked as if butter wouldn't melt in her mouth - or anywhere else. — Elsa Lanchester Copy Share Image
There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each persons story is as different as his fingertips. — Elsa Lanchester Copy Share Image
Keep each person separate in your heart. Don't have two sex patterns going at the same time. And don't ever join a conversation about… — Elsa Lanchester Copy Share Image
I don't like acting and I never have liked acting and I never wanted to be an actress. — Elsa Lanchester Copy Share Image
She looked as though butter wouldn't melt in her mouth - or anywhere else. — Elsa Lanchester Copy Share Image
I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
At one point when I was very young, when I was first starting out, I thought, 'Well, one day I'll be able to put… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I like to turn up my collar when I'm leaving the theatre and feel like I'm some heroic comedian figure. — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
The only difference between a comedian and someone else? We need to make people laugh more. — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
When a soldier of the night's watch dies they say, "And now his watch is over." That's what they say when a comedian dies.… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
I wouldn't mind gigging around the same era as Jesus, after he gives his speech about the meek and how blessed they are and… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
If someone doesn't like a comedian that's fine; a lot of people probably don't like my standup, and that's fine. But I think that… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
It's very rare that an older comedian sort of slips into an old-school clunker. You know, you don't hear too much of that anymore. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I was a kid, and I would watch standup comics do the 'Tonight Show,' and if Johnny Carson liked you, he'd wave you over… — Jo Koy Copy Share Image
Gary Greenberg is a thoughtful comedian and a cranky philosopher and a humble pest of a reporter, equal parts Woody Allen, Kierkegaard, and Columbo. The Book of Woe is a profound, and profoundly entertaining, riff on malady, power, and truth. This book is for those of us (i.e. all of us) who've ever wondered what it means, and what's at… — Gideon Lewis-Kraus Copy Share
For me, comedians are like the epitome for everything great, and they terrify me. I just want to be them. I want to be… — Tatiana Maslany Copy Share Image
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