Comedy Quote by Eddie Mair

“There was polite laughter in the courtroom. Bosch noticed that the attorneys -- prosecution and defense -- dutifully joined in, a couple of them…

— Michael Connelly

That is Obama's signature move: Invent people who are saying ridiculous things and then encourage the audience to laugh at these made-up buffoons.

— Ann Coulter

“The historian Meike Wöhlert has analyzed and compared the judgments rendered by courts responsible for malicious acts of treason in five cities. Although her…

— Rudolph Herzog

Comedians are the one who have to tell the emperor he has no clothes on.

— Chris Rock

“You see, I had decided - rightly or wrongly - to grow a moustache, and this had cut Jeeves to the quick. He couldn't…

— P.G. Wodehouse

Looks like he's dressed for court.

— CM Punk

Pulling out his daggers, he kept them in his sleeves, just in case he happened upon someone who wouldn’t understand why a tall, dark-haired…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“...Most attackers aren't going to be dissuaded by a witty remark." "That's profiling," said Mattheus. "Maybe they're Oscar Wilde fans." "He did have great…

— Amy Fecteau

“Justice is here and it's wearing udders!”

— The Tick

“Finally, for the same criminal conviction, the more stereotypically Af-rican a black individual’s facial features, the longer the sentence.15 In contrast, juries view black…

— Robert M. Sapolsky

“If from immemorable time, the Men had been so little envious, and so very impartial, as to do justice to our talents, by admitting…

— Lady Sophia Fermor

“I recalled my father-in-law's aphorism "To fool a judge, feign fascination, but to bamboozle the whole court, feign boredom..." & I pretended to extract…

— David Mitchell