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Nuts Quote by Eddie Izzard

“Squirrels always eat nuts with two hands, always two hands, "arararar", and occasionally, they stop and go, oh, uh, ah, as if they're going, "Did I leave the gas on? No! I'm, no I'm a fucking squirrel!" And occasionally they go, "Fucking nuts! Fed up with them always. I long for a grapefruit.” quote by Eddie Izzard
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““Squirrels always eat nuts with two hands, always two hands, "arararar", and occasionally, they stop and go, oh, uh, ah, as if they're going, "Did I leave the gas on? No! I'm, no I'm a fucking squirrel!" And occasionally they go, "Fucking nuts! Fed up with them always. I long for a grapefruit.””

Eddie Izzard

About This Quote

Source Stand‑up Comedy: Live at the Apollo, 2015

He humorously describes squirrels’ frantic behavior, likening it to human anxieties and absurd cravings.

In simple terms: Squirrels act like anxious humans.

Key Takeaway

Find humor in everyday absurdities.

Themes

humor absurdity anxiety observation

Mood

playful ironic

Type

comedic observational

When to use this quote

  • stress relief
  • creative writing
  • mindful observation

Key Concepts

Anthropomorphism social satire mental health

Questions to Reflect On

  • What does the “grapefruit” symbolize?
  • How does absurd humor reveal hidden worries?
A Different Perspective

Comedy may oversimplify real anxieties.

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