Appetizers Quote by Doug Stanhope

A lot of comedy clubs are set up with people sitting at little tables and you have everything from the way they are seated…

— John Mulaney

I don't personally feel comfortable performing in a comedy club, mainly because as an audience member, I've never enjoyed that experience. It feels a…

— Michael Showalter

Even though I have fond feelings for comedy clubs, I enjoy the focus you get in a theater. Comedy clubs are a different animal.…

— Brian Regan

Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you aren't funny, they aren't laughing. They don't care who you are.

— Marlon Wayans

Comedy club audiences pay up to $25 per person and another fistful of cash to cover a two-drink minimum, so when they don't like…

— Chris Hardwick

A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you're trying material.

— Chris Rock

The way I view comedy clubs is, people are drinking, they're ordering food, they're out for the night, and there's also a person onstage…

— Mike Birbiglia

If you're going to be hosting any event or a performance or having dinner with people after a performance, it is work, but it's…

— John Tiffany

I LOVE THE COMEDY CLUBS AND THE CLOSENESS OF THE CROWD. HOWEVER THE MORE YA DO THE BIG ROOMS THEY START TO BECOME YOUR…

— Larry the Cable Guy

I've never done a comedy club in my life. It's weird because I don't have the same background as most comics. I don't have…

— Billy Connolly

Comedy clubs sharpen a comic, they're like the gym for us, making us stronger, faster, funnier. Without them every comedy show would feel like…

— Nigel Ng

The problem with a lot of comedy clubs is not that they are a comedy club; it's just the cheesy way they're presenting themselves.…

— Todd Barry