Ugh, I'll take any other subject in the world for two hundred Alex. -LORELAI — Gilmore Girls Subject Copy Share Image
We're almost there and nowhere near it. All that matters is we're going. -LORELAI — Gilmore Girls Going Copy Share Image
We'll have two coffees and a rant meal please. Extra cheese. -RORY — Gilmore Girls Coffee Copy Share Image
If I get that far on four shots, it would be a miracle on the order of loaves and fishes. -JASON — Gilmore Girls Miracles Copy Share Image
I'm going to lock those two in a room, and they are either coming out reconciled or in a body bag. Believe… — Gilmore Girls Reconciled Copy Share Image
That's it. I am gonna get a tape recorder so you can hear how pompous and condescending you sound. -EMILY — Gilmore Girls Tape recorder Copy Share Image
EMILY: This is a cartoon? LORELAI: No, no, this just happened to me the other day. I was walking down the street,… — Gilmore Girls Cartoon Copy Share Image
I am getting donuts for later. As soon as I do, I will take you to school and the nice men in… — Gilmore Girls Donuts Copy Share Image
Rory, I don't want to talk about this. I thought that by saying 'enough' and turning off the light, you would get… — Gilmore Girls Light Copy Share Image
I don't really believe in regrets. All my experiences, even the ones that didn't turn out the way I wanted them to,… — Gilmore Girls Experiences Copy Share Image
That's it! I'm jumping off the Amistad. This is heavy, my back hurts, I'm not moving it again. -MICHEL — Gilmore Girls Hurts Copy Share Image
You've alluded, you've insinuated, you have tiptoed to the brink of impropriety. -RORY — Gilmore Girls Impropriety Rory Copy Share Image
You saved me. I love you. I wanna have your baby. Oops, too late. -LORELAI — Gilmore Girls Too late Copy Share Image
Do you need a ride or is your horse parked outside? -EMILY [to Lorelai] — Gilmore Girls Ride Copy Share Image
PARIS: You must be very proud of yourself. RORY: Well, I'm not hiding when I pass a mirror. — Gilmore Girls Proud of yourself Copy Share Image
He just showed up here, because, apparently, it's Blake Edwards night at the dragonfly. -LORELAI — Gilmore Girls Blake Edwards Copy Share Image
Oh! Lucifer tired of them in hell and dumped them here. -MISS PATTY — Gilmore Girls Hell Copy Share Image
I'm through ranting, the rant is over. I'll have an acceptance meal and a side of fries. -LORELAI — Gilmore Girls Fries Copy Share Image
Hey, I've changed my mind. I want to be a ballerina. -LORELAI — Gilmore Girls Ballerina Copy Share Image
They cannot stay home by themselves. They get lonely and they eat expensive Italian things. -MICHEL — Gilmore Girls Stay Home Copy Share Image
Whole town should be medicated and put in a rec room with ping pong tables and hand puppets. -LUKE — Gilmore Girls Ping pong Copy Share Image
RORY: Maybe we should leave. LORELAI: Are you kidding? We've got dinner theater here. — Gilmore Girls Maybe Leave Copy Share Image
Hey, get violently protective so Luke will back off. -SOOKIE — Gilmore Girls Violently Copy Share Image
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