Comedy Quote by Don Williams Jr Download Open image “A mind is like a parachute. If it doesn't open, you're fucked!” — Don Williams Jr ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy Humor Irony Psychology
The mind is like a parachute. In order to function, it first has to open. — Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar Copy Share Image
Adding and subtracting was good enough for Eden, but in there fallen state God thought Adam and Eve needed to multiply. — Don Williams Jr Copy Share Image
God, despite his casual silence, still exists. Of that I havent a single doubt. — Don Williams Jr Copy Share Image
Real love, I've learned, is a very, very strong form of forgiveness. I don't think people yearn for love because they hate staying home… — Don Williams Jr Copy Share Image
It is neither wise nor brave to question God. It is the folly of a prideful heart — Don Williams Jr Copy Share Image
My father, now in heaven, is a keeper of the birds. And his eye is on his sparrow. — Don Williams Jr Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
I wouldn't want people to laugh at me. That's why I have to give all that I can, and at least produce something that… — Zhao Wei Copy Share Image
“Our world will not die as a result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
That's something a lot of folks don't know about me - I'm pretty darn funny. — Michael Jai White Copy Share Image
I have that need in me, I want everyone to love me, but I'm embarrassed by that need, so I wanted to cover it… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
There's a difference between delivering real funny and just silly funny. — Lil Rel Howery Copy Share Image
Oh to that corkscrew, the useful tool to unlock the treasure of wit, the treasury of laughter, the front door of fellowship, and the… — Andrew Guzaldo Copy Share Image
