Comedy Quote by Derek The Ghost

“Fang shreds alot.”

— Parker Blue

“People would call him Professor Fang, which sounded so much like a super villain that he wasn't sure he could go through with it.”

— Kevin Wilson

“The kid is scary.”

— Orson Scott Card

“The first children of my age that I knew were in kindergarten. They seemed very strange, they laughed and talked and seemed happy. I…

— Charles Bukowski

“I gaped at what I saw next. She yanked his arm off and ate it. Gross! I knew she was hungry, but that was…

— Imogen Rose

“You don’t understand, child. Monsters will never show themselves as monsters. They will come hidden in various garbs. Sometimes they will look beautiful and…

— Neil D'Silva

“So, Grace, how's school?" I asked myself. Dad nodded, eyes on the baby koala now struggling in the guest's arms. "Oh, it's fine," I…

— Maggie Stiefvater

“She was scared of tiny spiders, but not of plummeting to her death from a set of monkey bars. Go figure.”

— Rick Riordan

“Feeding a crowd?' the woman behind the counter asked. Yes, ma'am ,' Fang said sweetly. Yeah, him and all his split personalities, I thought.”

— James Patterson

“I was with the boy that monsters should fear.”

— Kresley Cole

“She was always saying, 'Fuck this school,' or 'I can't wait until I get out of here.' But so did lots of kids.”

— Jeffrey Eugenides

“I explained that I'd been homeschooled but that didn't help. She must have been picturing cavemenlike supervillians in capes grunting and showing me how…

— Anonymous