Humorous Quote by Dean Koontz

A chimpanzee who is really gearing up for a fight doesn't waste time with gestures but just goes ahead and attacks.

— Frans de Waal

“Though the man-apes often fought and wrestled one another, their disputes very seldom resulted in serious injuries. Having no claws or fighting canine teeth,…

— Arthur C. Clarke

I never found striking to be an effective form of fighting. I still clown people and tell them how animals in the wild that…

— Frank Mir

It's not that I mind fighting with Trump's cheer squad... it's that it's so rarely a fair fight.

— Rick Wilson

Even though we're tiny bitches I don't give a shit. I will fucking attack you like a squirrel monkey.

— Snooki

It's hard to fight when the fight ain't fair.

— Taylor Swift

“Perfect! Now we're being chased by hoards of monkeys! Perhaps you would care to name their species as we're attacked, just so I can…

— Colleen Houck

"More fun than a barrel of monkeys." Has anyone ever stopped to think how cranky, if not downright vicious, a barrelful of monkeys would…

— Tom Shales

There's always hand-to-hand combat. All you need is to come up with a knife, and you'll at least stand a chance. If I get…

— Suzanne Collins

You can beat on your chest, hell, any monkey can.

— Bruce Springsteen

The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

— Peter Kay

“He who fights with guns and knives is a coward! For how easy is it to kill with the single pull of a trigger?…

— C. JoyBell C