Jokes Quote by David Lean Download Open image “Don't make jokes about food.” — David Lean ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Jokes
Put me on the Food Network - I'll be the funniest guy talking about food. I don't care. — Chris Cubas Copy Share Image
When you're in the desert, you look into infinity.... It makes you feel terribly small, and also in a strange way, quite big. — David Lean Copy Share Image
I think people remember pictures not dialogue. That's why I like pictures. — David Lean Copy Share Image
Film is a dramatised reality and it is the director's job to make it appear real... an audience should not be conscious of technique. — David Lean Copy Share Image
My distinguishing talent is the ability to put people under the microscope, perhaps to go one or two layers farther down than some other… — David Lean Copy Share Image
“Our world will not die as a result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
There is plenty of time for Republicans to have a Macaca moment. But right now, as of October 17, 2014, the Republican Senate candidates… — Matthew Continetti Copy Share Image
I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think. A circus baby. I coulda played a great street urchin or ragamuffin. Or… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
“A traveling salesman was driving in the country when his car broke down. He hiked several miles to a farmhouse and asked the farmer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was interested in all kinds of things, whether it be Avatar, Mad Men, Troy, 300, Battlestar Gallactica, or the poems of Horace and… — Daniel Mendelsohn Copy Share Image
I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being a "joke… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Worship isn't destructive, Martin. I know that. I don't. I only know it's the core of his life. What else has he got? He… — Peter Shaffer Copy Share Image
I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
