Quote by Dave Chappelle Download Open image “No one calls 911 cool and relaxed. Now that shit would sound ridiculous.” — Dave Chappelle ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“The majority of the common people do not realize that calling 911 may result in a stressed out armed police officer that has a… — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
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“Once you have realized that law enforcement are not going to uphold your legal rights, you should recognize that making a emergency phone call… — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
It's a given that they handle life-and-death emergency calls. But they don't handle calls where somebody's going to die call after call after call.… — Joe Narcisse Copy Share Image
When I saw a phone on a plane for the first time, I panicked ... I thought people were going to call me. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
When your dad's a cop, calling 911 is really just like calling Dad at work. — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
Being a 911 operator means balancing seemingly contradictory skills. On one hand, operators have to be fanatically precise and well-organized. On the other, they… — Gary Wolf Copy Share Image
You can become famous but you can't become unfamous. You can become infamous but not unfamous. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
If someone sits and stares at you while you eat, you won't even eat the way you normally do, because it'll make you so… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
The biggest enemy of an artist is apathy... A kid gets killed by the police and I buy a T-shirt and before I can… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I'm happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn't make things easier, but I'm so much better… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
