Drunk Quote by Dave Attell

My wife and I practice "Doggy Style:" I beg, she rolls over.

— Steven Rice

If you bring her back in less than the perfect condition I left her in, you'll be running with three legs dog.

— Edward Cullen

My dog is bleeding out of her vagina. Girls, what do I do to help her through this time of the month? Oh wait.…

— Christopher Mintz Plasse

And I wanted to tell her that the pleasure for me wasn't planning or doing or leaving; the pleasure was in seeing our strings…

— John Green

That meant I could come back whenever I could manage it. And she was telling me to go. She knew the decision was too…

— Richard Peck

We each had to spend a week out at Lassie's ranch, and whoever got along best with the dog got the part.

— Tommy Rettig

And remember kids, doggy style is just missionary if you're a dog.

— Nikhil Saluja

My partner said she was leaving me so I cut off her legs. She soon came crawling back.

— Green Monk

Creatively, I really feel like I gave it my all, and I feel ready to let her go,

— Sandra Oh

My puppy got no idea I'm showing her off ,but she my girl and she knows that

— Anonymous

The best I'll ever do is over and done. It serves me right 'cause I did her wrong. Now all I had going is…

— Gary Allan

Maybe it was magic. I was really prepared for everything. I knew I had to go for every shot, but I also think for…

— Petra Kvitova