Dentist Quote by Darynda Jones

I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth. They didn't have to make separations for me.

— Mitch Hedberg

As a rule of thumb, I would submit that if you need to call your floss provider, for any reason, you are probably not…

— Bill Bryson

Never floss with a stranger.

— Joan Rivers

Never floss a stranger.

— Joan Rivers

I like to floss so mama tell me be cautious. She know the cost, she tell me death ain't option.

— Tyga

“It wouldn’t necessarily be tongue in cheek if a woman told me I kiss like a toothbrush. And I do. In fact, 9 out…

— Jarod Kintz

Incidentally, I only have one cavity, and as much as my dentist asks me to, I just can't bring myself to floss.

— Stephen Chbosky

“I asked a nurse for dental floss and was told that I am not allowed dental floss. Apparently dental floss can be used for…

— Emily Austin

I do try to floss everyday cause it's obviously good for you and healthy.

— Nyjah Huston

I masturbate. A lot. And yet, I don't floss because it's too much of a hassle. Ten seconds of joy over a lifetime of…

— Jon Stewart

I kind of have a phobia for the dentist's office.

— Joelle Carter

I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?

— Frank Zappa