Bad thing Quote by Daniel Tosh

I like to go to the frat house and drink with my white friends, because anytime you go drinking at the frat house, white…

— Aries Spears

“I pointed to a Black man standing nearby and said, "If I had said something up there on that stage today that was crazy,…

— W. Kamau Bell

Tripping business started in Africa. Long time ago, long long time ago, white man went to Africa. And he saw all these bootiful black…

— The Players Club

“I walk out into the kitchen the next morning, rubbing my eyes. I stop in my tracks as I see a man standing over…

— Chantal Fernando

Oh, my god!" I said, throwing my hands over my eyes and hurtling my body against the counter. "What?" "You're naked." "I'm not naked."…

— Darynda Jones

“A little white woman, . . . [a] tiny little white woman I could fit in my pocket.’ . . . ‘And I don’t…

— Zadie Smith

“When a woman is in front of a guy, naked, they're not thinking about whether her ass is big or whether she looks like…

— T. Gephart

...went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender asked what I wanted. "Surprise me", I said. So he showed me a naked…

— Rodney Dangerfield

A white lady came running up to me after a show. She goes, What gives you the right to do jokes about black people…

— Daniel Tosh

I'm a whitebread cracker. That's my favorite white person slur: "whitebread". The other day, someone came up to me and said, "What's up, whitebread?"…

— Mike Birbiglia

When I woke the next morning in my room at White's Motel, I showered and stood naked in front of the mirror, watching myself…

— Cheryl Strayed

One day when I was able to get up, I decided to look at myself in the mirror on the opposite wall. I had…

— Elie Wiesel