Funny Quote by Christopher Gorham

The trouble with that movie is that you had to see Chinatown the day before you saw The Two Jakes.

— Eli Wallach

Jake from 'Two and a Half Men' means nothing. He is a non-existent character.

— Angus T. Jones

“The guy..." She stops to take a breath. "In this book..." We all wait for her to calm down. "Came in his pants while…

— Jay McLean

“Jake wasn't about to be seduced like some schoolgirl. Not by a man who went by the unlikely name of Tornado, not by anyone.…

— Chris Owen

“I laughed to myself as I headed for Finley's car. She had no idea what kind of harrassment she was in for, and I…

— D.C. Grace

“Brandon licked the tip of his finger and hooked it in the air in front of him, making a fizzing sound. “Score one for…

— Abigail Roux

“...There is nothing Jake wouldn´t do for his wife, and even less he wouldn´t do for the syndicate.” Including kill me and torture my…

— Rachel Vincent

“He gave River a couple of apples and some water, keeping an eye on Tor, who was now standing, shaking with anger. Jake decided…

— Chris Owen

...Jake, a homosexual cop buried so deep in the closet he didn't know where to look for himself.

— Josh Lanyon

I just loved Jake The Snake because of that character and how he cut a promo. That dark nature of his character was amazing.

— Randy Orton

“ Omg this is like one of those sappy romance movies but I don’t care! Jake is holding my hand! I looked back up…

— Bella Shadow

Making awkward faces with Jake. Because he felt left out. cx

— Jasmine Laura