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Alarm Quote by Christian Finnegan

“What is the point of a car alarm if it doesn't get people out of their beds to come help you? So if I ever have a car alarm - if I ever have a car - it's just going to be a big speaker on the back of my car. And when anybody tries to break in, it's just gonna go: Attention! Free bags of weed! Come…” quote by Christian Finnegan
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“What is the point of a car alarm if it doesn't get people out of their beds to come help you? So if I ever have a car alarm - if I ever have a car - it's just going to be a big speaker on the back of my car. And when anybody tries to break in, it's just gonna go: Attention! Free bags of weed! Come get your free bags of weed!”

Christian Finnegan

About This Quote

Source Comedy Routine, Stand‑up Special, 2018

He jokes that a car alarm is useless unless it awakens people, suggesting it could announce free weed.

In simple terms: Car alarm should alert people, not just sound.

Key Takeaway

Design alarms with clear purpose.

Themes

humor technology utility

Mood

sarcastic playful

Type

comedic critical

When to use this quote

  • vehicle security
  • community alerts
  • product design

Key Concepts

alarm design public safety

Questions to Reflect On

  • How to make alarms effective?
  • What are ethical limits?
A Different Perspective

May encourage illegal activity.

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