Humor Quote by Karsten Knight Download Open image ““Colt has the subtlety of a car alarm.”” — Karsten Knight ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“There’s a gun in your desk. It’s fully loaded.” “How do you know?” His frown deepens. “I checked it yesterday.” “I don’t want you… — E L James Copy Share Image
He put on his hat and wrapped his scarf around his jaw, but did without the wig and the sunglasses. He clicked his key… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Since nobody reacts to car alarms anymore, stop putting alarms in cars. Face it. At this point, car alarms are like Glenn Beck: annoying,… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“Layne - “Do you have a gun or do you need me to get you one?” Colt – “My wife was kidnapped and nearly… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“Hascomb snatched an ancient weapon out of his glove compartment. Officers have smuggled them home from the last five wars. The Colt.45 automatic.” — John D. MacDonald Copy Share Image
“Guns are like men—only useful for a little while. They can go off at a moment's notice when you don't want them to and… — R.S. Belcher Copy Share Image
“What I knew, beyond a doubt, was that if I continued to deny who I was, I'd end up with my service revolver in… — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“One day I was telling him that I thought that cars had replaced guns as phallic symbols for American men, and I thought it… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“So you need an alarm system because you gonna be in bad neighborhoods?" "Actually, I sort of stole a car, and I'm afraid the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“My husband ran off with his secretary. His male secretary. the only passion I have lately seems to center around buying a handgun. Unfortunately,… — Kristin Hannah Copy Share Image
“Do you ... still believe?' 'Our very presence here, a Polynesian goddess sitting next to a Zulu thunder god, listening to the song of… — Karsten Knight Copy Share Image
“Without missing a beat he said, “This year, Santa, I’d like a pony and an Easy-Bake Oven.” Raja grunted and pushed him off to… — Karsten Knight Copy Share Image
“Jackie patted her on the shoulder, "you know what you need?" Ash peeked out from between her fingers."Eight hours of rest before tomorrows exam?… — Karsten Knight Copy Share Image
“Don't get me wrong—he's hot as hell, and in another life I would have liked to wear him as a mink coat. But when… — Karsten Knight Copy Share Image
“We're all just marionettes, Ashline," Eve said softly. "Dangling, dancing, waiting. You can pretend like you pull your own strings, but in the end… — Karsten Knight Copy Share Image
“Ash, you’re my sister and I love you. But some days you can be about as bright as a black hole.” — Karsten Knight Copy Share Image
“This may be impossible for you to believe," Colt said in a hushed voice, "but as recently as last year, I was a hyper,… — Karsten Knight Copy Share Image
“Ash sighed after he left, feeling somehow even more exhausted than she had when she'd crawled into bed the night before. She climbed back… — Karsten Knight Copy Share Image
“Dad always says, 'If you can't stand out, then you should just sit down.” — Karsten Knight Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
