Communication Quote by Chris Murphy

If you're looking for self-help, why would you read a book written by somebody else?

— George Carlin

A suicide note written by somebody who is not suicidal is an autobiography.

— Dane Cook

“Write the book the way it should be written, then give it to somebody to put in the commas and shit.”

— Elmore Leonard

Great poetry is always written by somebody straining to go beyond what he can do.

— Stephen Spender

To have a role written for you by somebody who is a the top of his game is something that is very humbling.

— Luke Goss

People will send me tweets or texts, 'Yo, I'm at Red Lobster now and they're playing Mayer Hawthorne,' more of that kind of stuff,…

— Mayer Hawthorne

I hate it when my wife asks me how my day was, because it's like, doesn't she read my tweets?

— Nikhil Saluja

We know that the president [Donald Trump] watches "Saturday Night Live" because he tweets about it. He doesn't like it, but he keeps watching…

— Peter Sagal

“There are over 1.5 billion tweets generated every 2 days and over 30 billion pieces of content shared each month on Facebook (Kiss Metrics).”

— Bryan Kramer

Even my trolls have started taking the trouble to spell their Tweets correctly, which is thoughtful.

— Robert Rinder

People with more than 50,000 tweets should officially be declared as Senior Citizens of Twitter.

— Nikhil Saluja

If you follow my tweets, you know, my attention and anxiety have been increasingly focused on the plight of our democracy.

— Chris Sacca

If I say something about David [Bowie], I get 1000 tweets, if I say something about my business just a few! The more personal,…

— Iman Abdulmajid

“If you really wanna be a part of my life, you will get wet with the rain of tweets, be ready for that too.…

— Balakoteswara Panchakshari

People bring up tweets that I don't even remember, and my general response is, 'I don't know if I said it. I probably said…

— Mike Cernovich