Hilarious Quote by Mayer Hawthorne

I try to tweet, but I still haven't gotten into the rhythm as much as some people who have, like, 20,000 tweets. There are…

— Sam Richardson

I tweet a lot of crazy stuff.

— Nick Young

I'm always tweeting about food and things that I've made.

— Boy George

I only tweet if I discover something that's fantastic, or if I heard something really great.

— Gayle King

At some private events, we'll see the CEO of the company get up and do his 'Rock Lobster' dance. The band used to grumble…

— Kate Pierson

I was going to tweet every three seconds about every thought that went through my mind, and I did that for a few days.…

— Phil Elvrum

I used to tweet about the most mundane things - like 'I just bought a soya latte' - but now I try and make…

— Evan Williams

In summation, like your beloved pet rock, Twitter is useful only in your imagination.

— David Harsanyi

If you've recently followed me under the impression that I might tweet something funny, I've got some bad news for you...

— Anonymous

It's a funny thing. I'll be in my home town of Columbus at a restaurant or something, and the waiter maybe asks, 'What do…

— Tyler Joseph

I Twitter quite a bit, and try to send out some funny stories.

— Lil Jon

As a kid, I would've loved to get a tweet from David Bowie or Joan Rivers or Tom Cruise. It's great that you can…

— Boy George