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Won Quotes by Jack Handey
- Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only…
- The old pool shooter has won many a game in his life. But now it was time to hang up the cue. When he did…
- If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I had to sign a peace treaty, just as I was signing…
- If someone told me it wasn't "fashionable" to talk about freedom, I think I'd just have to look him square in the eye and say,…
- Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit, but we won't laugh at a man just walking down the…
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