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Won Quotes by Dave Barry
- The scrub sink...is the place where doctors wash their hands after they operate so that they won't get flecks of your vital organs on their…
- ... Once you're safely in the mall, you should tie your children to you with ropes so the other shoppers won't try to buy them.…
- Seriously? You won’t help me?†“Help yourself get killed? No, I won’t.
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